Soupy Poopy

I ate a whole to go container of the most delicious squash soup. The next morning drove to work as always. I felt the poop coming on and stopped at a qt. The stalls were full. Got back in my car, now just 10 minutes from work. Parked in a no parking zone in front…More

The morning poop and how I found my keys ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ”‘

I was on my way to work. Normally itโ€™s a 40-minute drive, but there was an accident on a bridge, so I had to sit tight for the time being. The minutes passed. The comfortable morning dump threshold was reaching critical mass after the daily energy drink and breakfast burrito. Iโ€™d been sitting in traffic…More